1. You can ride a motorcycle for hours and hours and hours.
2. A motorcycle won’t ask if it’s the biggest you’ve ever ridden.
3. A motorcycle doesn’t care what time of the month it is.
4. A motorcycle won’t ask: “Am I the best? Was it good for you?”
5. A motorcycle won’t compare you to women in Playboy.
6. A motorcycle won’t leave hair in the sink, a ring in the tub, or dirty underwear on the floor.
7. A motorcycle will never leave you for another woman.
8. Motorcycles don’t care if you make more money than they do.
9. A motorcycle won’t whine unless something is actually wrong.
10. A motorcycle will never contest a divorce, fight a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.